Advertisements
you're reading...
Breastfeeding, Ect., Mommy Musings: Thoughts and Opinions

Introducing the Game of Diapers Weightloss and Diet Plan

exercise-cliparthappyfaceimage

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. I am here today to introduce you to the best weight loss and exercise plan out there.

That’s right folks. Kiss the gym goodbye because you won’t need to go with three kids under three. With this daily exercise regimen you will be toned and fit in no time

Dieting? Forget it! On our plan you will barely have time to eat and rely on snacks and the leftovers on your kids plates. Easy as 1,2,3!

A typical day looks something like this:

  • Toddler lifting: 10-20 reps
  • Crouching down to pick things off the floor: 20-30 reps
  • Carrying twins here, there and everywhere including diaper changes: 30+ reps
  • Walking the dogs: one hour
  • Pushing a 60lbs stroller: one hour
  • Doing laundry: 1-2 loads
  • Mat work (playing on the baby mat and floor): 30-40 minutes
  • Breastfeeding: on demand every 3 hours or so
  • Sweeping, mopping, vacuuming: 10 minutes each
  • Errands and groceries: one hour
  • Singing and dancing as entertainment: 10-20 minutes
  • Dishes: 15 minutes
  • Showering: if you are lucky
  • Sleep: if you are really lucky

And, as an added bonus the plan let’s you cash in cartoon time to earn some rest on the sofa.

What about food you say? Well not to worry you can eat anything you like as long as you don’t have to cook it or can eat it with one hand. Cereal, cottage cheese, yoghurt, muffins, peanut butter sandwiches and of course coffee are all allowed 🙂

Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you that after just a few weeks of this plan you will see results. You will be fit, toned and exhausted.

Sounds too good to be true right? You are probably asking “what’s the catch?” Well I am happy to say there is no catch, just all the love, hugs and kisses you can handle daily 🙂

And repeat.

Advertisements

About Shannon

I am a university educated full-time working mother of three children and expecting #4. Proudly Canadian, I freeze my butt off along with my loving partner, two dogs and a cat. I hope you enjoy reading my posts as much as I love writing them, but if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Discussion

5 thoughts on “Introducing the Game of Diapers Weightloss and Diet Plan

  1. Love it ! So true. !

    Posted by journey2dfuture | June 5, 2013, 10:06 am
  2. LOL…..need to have more children I suppose!

    Posted by Sarah | June 5, 2013, 12:18 pm
  3. Haha! How’s this twin thing going for you? Btw, your diet plan only worked for me until I reached the last 10 lbs. dang. 🙂

    Posted by Heather C | June 5, 2013, 6:33 pm
    • Ditto! I usually weigh around 120. I went up to 172 with the girls (they were big 7.5lbs and 6lbs) you can see my pics on the pics page. At 5 months pp I am sitting at 128. I have lost almost all the weight except for “Pouchy” who is shrinking and the weight in my boobs from nursing. It was the same with my son. I got down to about 126 and then once I stopped nursing and went back to work I dropped all the way down to 110! I made myself gain weight before getting pregnant again. Moral: don’t sweat the last 10 too much 🙂

      Posted by Shannon | June 5, 2013, 6:39 pm

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Pingback: Tips For How To Win At Breastfeeding: What The Books Don’t Tell You | A Game of Diapers - August 20, 2013

Join my team. What do you have to say?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Advertisements

A Game of Diapers

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

How About Some Love?

Follow on Bloglovin
%d bloggers like this: