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Life episodes Chapter 5.

This is great! I could have written it myself so I thought I would share.

My middle-aged perspective...

I loved being pregnant, I seriously think it’s the best part of the whole parenting thing, you are technically a parent, but without the inconvenient realities of being totally responsible for the smelly baby bits.   As your belly grows you have the ultimate excuse for over-eating. ‘Hold my legs, I’m going in!! Eating for two!!’, and even better, ‘Hold my legs, I’m going in!!  Eating for three, it’s twiiiinss!!!”  JACKPOT!  You can sit back with your feet up having things brought to you like the remote control, drinks, and more bowls of food. Forget the government baby bonus, the boob bonus is my personal favourite. Having never been blessed in that department, that first trimester is the only time when my bustline exceeded my stomach, it was fabulous strutting around like Barbara Windsor in a Carry On movie.  You also have the ultimate excuse for everything, from knocking back invitations to crap you don’t want…

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About Shannon

I am a university educated full-time working mother of three children and expecting #4. Proudly Canadian, I freeze my butt off along with my loving partner, two dogs and a cat. I hope you enjoy reading my posts as much as I love writing them, but if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

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