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Sexy Saturdays: Sex When You Are On Fertility Meds

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My friend sent and me this email and I just had to post it because it made me laugh. Everyone knows woman’s hormones are crazy, but really men have no idea what it’s like for us, especially if you are like her and are hopped up on fertility meds.

Hey Shannon,

I have been up and down all today day today, but I just read  something that made me chuckle.

This comment was posted today on one of my boards and I could have written it myself:

I am in a happy relationship of three years. We have sex at least once a week which is fine for both of us. I can see myself staying with this guy indefinitely – he’s a fantastic man and a real keeper in so many ways.

HOWEVER. Once a month, as reliably as clockwork, I ovulate, and All Hell Breaks Loose inside my head. For about 48 hours, all I can think about is sex, I cannot get it off my mind, and it is sex with ANYONE. It’s like my hormones go completely overboard with the “encouraging me to procreate” thing. I look at my creepy co-worker, my mean boss, my attached male friend, and all of them are suddenly fair game.

Right now I am slightly grossing myself out writing about it, but for those two days, I find myself plotting ways to make them want me. My problem is that I occasionally feel myself actually going too far with this. One day, I’m terrified that one of these horrifically unsuitable targets will reciprocate, and I’ll find myself actually acting on my insane urges. Let me assure you that this really does ONLY happen when I’m ovulating. I’m so relieved every month when the urges pass and I can go back to normal old me. It’s as powerful as the hormones on the opposite side of the month, which you will understand if, like me, you suffer from really bad PMT.

This is so me right now!  I am on cycle day 5 and everyone looks so good!  It is crazy.  I want to jump like 3 or 4 people at work… and you the know the people I work with aren’t that good!  It makes me laugh, but its really true.  This morning I even picked out a low cut shirt on purpose just to see if I could get any second glances from the opposite sex.

Good thing I am trying to make a baby and not interested in wandering or I think I would really be trying.  At least its good to get a laugh out of my hormones since most of the time they make me cry (like this morning).  

The moral: I think I am going to ovulate on time or early this cycle (which is good news) AND I am sorry dear (husband’s name), but I won’t be thinking about you in bed tonight! LOL

TTYL, hugs.

The wonderful world of baby making sex!

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About Shannon

I am a university educated full-time working mother of four children. Proudly Canadian, I freeze my butt off along with my loving partner, two dogs and a cat. I hope you enjoy reading my posts as much as I love writing them, but if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

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9 thoughts on “Sexy Saturdays: Sex When You Are On Fertility Meds

  1. She’ll save a lot of money on ovulation predictor kits one day.

    Posted by Bronwyn Joy @ Journeys Of The Fabulist | January 11, 2014, 9:14 pm
  2. Hilarious! I’m embarrassed to admit that I experience a similar primitive feeling on a regular basis. Not every month, but some months. It’s so odd… Sometimes it makes me think “straight” lol.

    Posted by mamaetmaman | January 11, 2014, 10:50 pm

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